No serioussssly? Because If so I’m burning like 900 calories before work! #ThisIsWhatHappensWhenYouFallAsleepOnThePhoneAndDontPlugItInToCharge! 😴🚫😭🙍⌚😒👇🙅😢🏃🏃✌

Toss, turn, flip, dip, one leg in, one leg out. #aintnobodygottimeforthis #IneedSomeMagicBeans! 😴🚫😭👎🙈😞😷😪🙅🔁👇

Cup of noodle, constant naps & cartoons.. I should feel better in no time. #ByeByeMinorCold 😷🚫🙅🙌☕🍲😴👌✌

Technically it’s morning, but I haven’t been to sleep Yet sooooo do I say good night or good morning? #5amStillWideAwake #OhMyLanta 😢😴🚫💔😞🙍🙈👀👎⌚✌

Getting off of work & being able to capture the sky in 1 of its most beautiful forms….. Priceless! #ImAsuckerForABeautifulSky 🌅🌇👀😍😎🙌👌👍💕😏✌

When the weather changes & when kids SNEEZE all in your face, it’s bound to happen! #HellToTheNaw #IdontWannaGetSick #BringOnTheMedsAndOj 🔚🔜😷🙅🙈😔🍍😴💊🙋

I would give BOTH of my pinky toes & an eyelash for one of these bad boys RIGHT NOW!! #BloomingOnion #SweetBabyJesus #ImDrooling 👅👀🙌😏😍😘🙊👌👍💃😭

Live life for the beauty of life, not to be “labeled” or to make people think you’re something you’re not! #YouAreInControl #GoodMorningLadiesNGents 💯👌😏💃🌞😘🙌✌

I’ll even take 999.99. I’m not picky. #ImAsimpleGal #ComfortMe #IwontTellYourBabyMamaIPromise 😏🙌💯👌💰💳👀😘🙈💃😂💕✌

Or greedy, confused, & hostile?… #KanyeShrug 🍩🍕🍔🍷🍹🍸💏👪👶💵💰💲😂😂😃

Mom calls herself making one of my “Favorite meals” for dinner, but using PAPER PLATES because she didn’t wanna wash dishes Lol. #DorritosAndTacos #ImAsimpleGal #MyMomIsTheCutest 😏😂👋🙌🔥💃👅😍👌😘👭✌ (at Home 💕)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

Soon….

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